Life goes on, bra.

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

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onebigroomfullofmoose:

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me

Nailed it

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

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egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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omydestiel:

so you guys i have this moose hat

and i just

am i a winchester yet or

because i feel one with the moose

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lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

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